OFFICIAL RESULTS

FOR THE 1ST ANNUAL OAKLAND REGIONAL

GRILLED CHEESE INVITATIONAL

OCTOBER 25TH, 2007

ALL RESULTS ARE TABULATED USING A TOP-SECRET FORMULA THAT WEIGHS AND MEASURES EACH INDIVIDUAL CATEGORY AND THEN COMBIES THEM TO DELIVER AN OVERAL SCORE. WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO GET INTO IT HERE, BUT TRUST US, IT IS FAIRLY COMPLEX AND TERRIBLY CONFUSING.

Sammich Rank
The Missionary Category
Cook
Overall Sammich Score
1st
Queijo Grelhado Velho Liso -

SUPER fresh sourdough from Hoffman's bakery in Santa Cruz, extra sharp Tillamook cheddar, fresh Italian mozarella, Jarlsberg mild swiss & whipped danish creamery butter.

Kathasaurus & Bustin 29.80
2nd
The CBCBC (Cheese Bread Cheese Bread Cheese Grilled Cheese) - A knockout combination of Metropolis Bakery Whole Wheat, Asiago Pressato from Farmstead Cheeses & Wines, Trader Joe's Fresh Grated Parmesan, and Brumel & Brown spread. Polly Harrold 26.64
3rd
Shish Ka-Cheese sammich- 6 layers of bread, 5 layers of cheese, cut into 4ths and skewered on a shish ka-bob stick. Smokey 25.50
4th
Grandma's Grilled Gateway-to-Heaven Michael Davidson 21.69
5th
Bunny love, in your mouth! Jovino! 21.60
6th
Splat 18.79
7th
Titus Scroad's Government Cheese Philip Morganelli 17.73
8th
ménage à fromage Refugee Mike 17.73
9th
Dan Ackerman 16.93
Sammich Rank
The Kama Sutra Category Cook Overall Sammich Score
1st
Oven-roasted crimini mushrooms, a blend of asiago and testuno de barolo cheeses, and home grown garlic chives on locally baked sourdough with organic butter, and lots of love! M Bunny 26.81
2nd
Croissant with lavender infused mascarpone and chevre goat cheeses with herbs of Provence and extra lavender. The Lascivious Pigs (Ethersmith) 26.75
3rd
7 yr old Wisconsin Cheddar, Cave-Aged Gruyere, a hot, molten center of Triple Cream Brie and Duck Prosciutto, baby!

(on sliced country baguette)

Splat 25.79
4th
robin 25.67
5th
The Carp Jake Wasserman 25.06
6th
Goldberg, variation #3 Philip Morganelli 24.90
7th
its a secret.... Eva Destruction 24.20
8th
Arlette 23.33
9th
booga booga Mikey 22.29
10th
Sid on top of Nancy David Chun 22.00
Sammich Rank
The Honey Pot Category Cook Overall Sammich Score
1st
Get Down on Your Knees and Tell Me You Love Me! -- A winning combination of gingersnaps, buttermilk bread, three cheeses and pumpkin butter. Katherine Scherbel & Laura Wiles 27.67
2nd
Omaha Fred - White bread, Jack cheese, Mild Colby cheese, slices of Honey Crisp apple, Marshall's Farm Alameda County Honey & Apricot Peppercorn Mustard Jake Wasserman 27.47
3rd
The Grill Cream -- a blend of cream, Romano and sharp cheddar cheeses with a dollop of apricot preserves on brown sugar and butter grilled cinnamon bread. Shannon Holbrook 26.13
4th
Arlette 26.12
5th
The Ol' Vermonter M. Quinn Sweeney 25.60
6th
Mom's Grilled Cheese Birthday Cake Jeanine Johnston 25.15
7th
Eva Destruction 24.08
8th
Sweet as Pie Hal & Sahrye 21.00
9th
GoRILLa-misu PinkBUHny 20.94
10th
Mike Whelpley 17.06
The Spaz Category Cook Spaz Score
1st Spaz
GoRILLa-misu PinkBUHny 12.06
2nd Spaz
get down on your knees and tell me you love me Katherine Scherbel 10.80
Runner Up (no award)
Arlette 10.75

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